Does my butt look big?

by Kimberly Hickok

Yup. It does because it is. I’m going to be in Florida in a few weeks visiting The Duchess and my butt needs help.

Normally I have until June to get it together but I only have until April 3. There are some things I could do. I could go to the gym. I could eat better. I could cut out wine but I’m probably not going to do any of the above.

I might be able to shed four or five pounds but I’ve decided to take a different approach. Instead of losing the weight, I’m going to create the illusion that I’ve lost weight.

I’ve already painted my toes bright red and am wearing big earrings. Doesn’t seem to be helping . . . but that’s my plan and I’m sticking to it.

Any tips suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

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3 comments

Deb Duffy March 15, 2010 - 1:33 pm

Headed South and share your predicament!! I ordered a MiracleSuit – it’s supposedly a makes you look 10 lbs thinner bathing suit. I’m all about strategic dressing to hide things!

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Heather March 16, 2010 - 1:17 pm

Those suits work. Remember mine?

Someone this weekend said, “If you gave up wine and started working out more, would you really be happier?”

I think your new plan is just fine.

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Kim March 16, 2010 - 1:23 pm

Heather – I do remember! And you looked fabulous. Thanks for the reminder.

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